tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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