How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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