I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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