are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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