Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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