Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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