office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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