yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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