google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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