is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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