I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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