Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
