just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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