Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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