Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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