shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
