Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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