and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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