Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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