On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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