Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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