he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
