Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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