Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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