she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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