Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Randomize