somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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