Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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