And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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