Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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