The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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