i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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