my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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