I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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