I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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