I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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