It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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