She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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