69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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