I don't think brook has ever known best
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
