Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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