Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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