it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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