what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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