In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Buhtt sex?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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