Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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