I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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