my shit smells like andre
Princesses don't give blow jobs
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
i think im in europe. pls send help
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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