I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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