My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
So much Jack, so little girl.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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