We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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